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To the tune of Janis Joplin's Mercedes Benz:

Oh Lord, won't you send us a BB that's fair?
Where what's in the house is what goes on the air?
A programme for which we could all really care -
Oh Lord, won't you send us a BB that's fair?

Oh Lord, why'd you curse us with Dermot and Dav?
For he is a ratbag and she is a chav
More biased presenters you just couldn't have -
Oh Lord, why'd you curse us with Dermot and Dav?

Oh Lord, why'd you let C4 take all our green?
And Endemol gain from this sad shabby scene?
We'll never forgive what they did to Aisleyne -
Oh Lord, why'd you let C4 take all our green?

(Repeat verse 1)