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AFC Portchester v Melksham Town FA Cup replay last night. Back at the hallowed Onsite Group Stadium with the 80s and 90s bangers playing on the tannoy. Woodsy was just past the turnstile with the season cards ready for collection. Lewis was back from holiday and on duty with Matt in the club shop. They had one supporters’ club Noggin hat in stock - apparently found recently. Naturally I bagged it.

From there, headed to the bar for a Magners, where Ricky, Ian and a few more of the usual crew said hello. Went over to join the ultras on the Curva Portchy for the start of the game, but then Portchester turned out to be kicking towards the far end and everyone migrated to behind that goal.

From the start we were in full voice, Lewis leading us in Forza Portchy, Portchester La La La and the player chants. Alfie Stanley put Portchy in front early on and then Lee Wort added a second. Behind the goal we were flying with “Hey baby, I wanna know if you love Lee Wort”.

Then in time added on Lee Wort got the ball on the wing, neatly dinked the ball forward and towards the middle twice, then chipped a lovely rabona past the keeper. Probably the best goal ever seen at Portchy. When our cheers had died down Ian remarked to me and the guy at the other side of him on the sheer beauty of the strike.

Onto the Curva for the second half. We went through a good selection of our song repertoire as Portchester cruised. Melksham pulled one back but victory was never in doubt. “We’re going to Wem-ber-ley” rang out and people began talking about the away tie at Moneyfields in the next round.

This morning the goal has gone viral online. Tonight Portchester were mentioned on South Today.

Flying

Jul. 30th, 2025 05:30 pm
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I’d arranged to go to AFC Portchester with Jade on Saturday for the Wessex League Charity Cup with Hamble Club, reckoning I ought to see the lads try for a trophy - although the opposition should have been AFC Stoneham who were league runners-up. Certainly that would have been a spicier game than the one we got. On the pitch the game had the air of a pre-season friendly, and very few fans bothered to show up. Still Portchester won 2-0 so we’ve seen them lift a cup this season.

So up at the crack of dawn Sunday to fly from Southampton to Basel, via Amsterdam. Mercifully there were no delays to either flight and I arrived in Basel just before 2pm. On the bus from the airport to the city there were a few other England fans - a man from Grimsby and two girls from Teesside - and an Australian lady named Vic doing a charity bike ride around the world, who was going to take in the Final en route.

Arrived just before 3pm at my hotel, which shared a reception with the local library. Being Sunday in Switzerland, all the shops were shut, but thankfully the man on reception was happy to supply me with a complimentary mini-tube of toothpaste complete with a brush. The rooms were modern decor though with old-style keys instead of cards. I dumped my bag and headed straight back out; having arrived too late for the fan walk, I got the bus straight to St. Jakob-Park.

With two and a half hours to kick-off, the streets around the stadium were already buzzing with hordes of English and Spanish fans. A couple of doors down from the stadium was Sam’s Pizza Land. The place was pretty much full but there was a free stool at the bar so I sat down and ordered a large of the ever-present Feldschlosschen.

I messaged Amanda and Charlotte to let them know where I was. Literally a minute later Charlotte walked in. She let me hug and kiss her, then explained that she was on her way to search for a new SD card but wanted to say hello since she’d been right outside when she got my message. We exchanged best wishes then she was on her way. I drifted over to the food serving side and ordered a chicken Doner. A heavy rain shower came and went while I was inside.

With no word from Amanda I walked back out into the road to find my entrance. In the street the Spanish fan walk arrived. I tried to get a photo but there were too many people standing along the cordon line.

I checked out the Official Fan Shop van but there was no separate programme for the Final, and the Final scarves (Kim had asked me to try for one) were sold out. I trooped back down the road to my entrance. My section turned out to be up several flights of stairs.

I was seated up in the gods. Across the pitch I could see the England end, a riot of white and St George flags, with flags bearing the names of different towns, clubs and people along the bottom. I was overlooking the Spanish end, with red and yellow flags everywhere and Samba drummers energetically playing to chants of ‘España!’

A couple were seated next to me. The young lady had a fairly dark complexion and long black hair so I assumed she was Spanish, until she and her boyfriend spoke to each other in English. Dancers came out to perform on the pitch, columns of flame shot up, and the teams appeared for the national anthems.

England started brightly but Spain soon took control and it was no surprise on 25 minutes when a neat tiki-taka move led to Ona Batlle crossing for Mariona Caldentey to head home.

I sat resigned to another Spanish party. Just before half-time Lauren James went down needing attention. She clearly hadn’t been match fit and her tournament was over. Any gloom at her departure was dispelled by Chloe Kelly coming on to replace her.

The Lionesses came out after the break revitalised. On 57 minutes Hannah Hampton started an exquisite move, flowing down the pitch through Keira Walsh and Georgia Stanway, out to Chloe Kelly on the wing, and Chloe centred for Alessia Russo to head home. Game on.

The 70th minute brought the introduction of amazing supersub Michelle Agyemang. Looking across at the England end I could make out the chants of “Mi - chelle - Agyemang, say Michelle Agyemang!” to the Oops Upside Your Head tune.

Claudia Piña came on, and was a lively threat as always, but super Hannah Hampton tipped her one clear chance over the bar. You just knew that extra time was going to come and go without incident and we were going to have to settle it on a duckshoot.

Beth Mead netted the first kick to have the England contingent jumping for joy, but VAR ruled the kick had to be retaken. When Beth’s second attempt was saved I was convinced it wasn’t going to be the Lionesses’ day. But Hannah Hampton said otherwise, saving two Spanish efforts to allow Chloe Kelly to step forward and billow the net. England were Champions again.

Sweet Caroline blared over the PA. I wasn’t at a great angle for taking photos of the celebrating Lionesses but I got a good one of them on the Titantron, and took a pic of the gold foil streams shooting up around them.

I wandered around the streets around the ground. Naturally they were full of fans and there was no sign of a bus to get me back to my hotel. I was standing on a tram stop platform thinking I might get there by a combination of trams when a loudspeaker announcement came saying the buses were going from temporary stops down the main road just past the bridge.

I reached the bus stop just too late for one bus but was joined there by two girls from England and we talked until the bus came. On the bus we were joined by two other young women and they all got chatting with each other so I couldn’t get a look in. They were all going to the Lionesses HQ in the city centre. Alas, with an early start in the morning I couldn’t justify joining them. I got off at the stop for my hotel, exchanged a few words with an English family around a table in reception who’d been at the game and were having a picnic with cakes, then got the lift up to my floor and crashed out.

So up early again Monday for an excellent buffet breakfast, a 4.10 CHF city tax bill and the tram and bus back to the airport. There were a few more England fans also going home via Amsterdam. It was raining as we walked out to the plane. Then on board we were told we were being delayed because of a shortage of air traffic control staff. We got airborne 15 minutes late.

Not that it mattered to me as I had a five hour layover at Amsterdam. It being too early for my flight home from there to be on the boards, I looked at the other British-bound flights and guessed the lower numbered D gates were my best bet. Having reached the hub that led to them, after failing to find a decaf coffee in Basel I made straight for Starbucks. Checked my messages and socials over a decaf mocha and a bottle of water. Then on to Burger King for something to eat.

The boards showed my flight as one of several all due to leave from gate D6. When you go down a flight of steps to D6 it makes sense: it’s a group of a lot of gates all bearing letters, where at boarding time you get on a bus that takes you to the plane.

Again we missed our take-off slot and were 15 minutes late. We landed safely at Southampton at 6 pm. In the queue to get off the plane I met a couple of girls from Southampton who were impressed that I’d been to the final. They’d been bantering with a man from Fareham, who proceeded to give me stick for being from Gosport.

And we went into the airport building to stand in the snake at Passport Control. Another adventure over.

Two Tribes

Jul. 19th, 2025 05:40 pm
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In St. Gallen last Friday the FSA, spearheaded by the amazing Deb and Rachel and their Welsh counterparts, organised a joint group photo in the grounds of the cathedral for the travelling England and Wales fans. After hellos with Leanne and Lindsay I wandered around talking to some of the Welsh supporters. The ones I met were a friendly and jolly lot. Many of us mingled for the photo as asked by the photographers - I stood among a cluster of Wales fans - before we divided into our national groups for separate pics. Before we dispersed we remained in place in our groups for a while, the England fans chanting “Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that” and the Welsh responding with “They’re going home, they’re going, England’s going home”. Meeting the FSA lady from Wales, I complimented her on Wales’ excellent support and told her that if they did progress at our expense I’d be wholeheartedly cheering Wales in the quarter-final with Sweden. She reciprocated my praise and wishes.

There was again a Lionesses HQ set up in a pub in St. Gallen’s picturesque Abbey Quarter, though there was no big screen or beer tokens here. I tried the local abbey beer, Schutzengarten - not a bad drop. The England Band joined us again and much of the afternoon passed with them leading sing-alongs out front of the pub in the glorious sun.

Some Wales fans came and gathered just along the road from us. They were having a sing-song of their own while one young lad tried to kick a football to a man standing on a fourth-storey balcony - he caught and kept the ball in the end to a round of cheering. Another ball was produced but the youth ended up chipping that one onto the roof terrace of an office building where there was no-one to return it. QPR Ash was standing among them - he usually attends England games but also has an affinity with Wales, so was sitting with their fans that day and wearing a Wales goalkeeper’s shirt with Safia Middleton-Patel’s name and number on. As she’s an openly autistic footballer I told Ash I’m a fan of Safia, and he said he gets on with her parents.

After a visit to a packed McDonald’s just down the road, got the bus to Winkeln station for the fan walk. The street outside the station was alive with England supporters with Deb and a couple of others at the front keeping us behind a cordon. Finally 7 pm arrived, someone put on a recording of Neil Diamond singing Sweet Caroline and we set off on the 20 minute march to the stadium chanting. After all the ballyhoo over seats in Zürich, I got a bottle of water and an ice cream as soon as we reached the ground then headed straight for my seat bright and early.

The Lionesses needed a win to be certain of progression to the quarter-finals, and raced into a 4-0 lead by half-time. During the break I got talking to the lively group of ladies behind me. One of them asked which club I support.

“Portsmouth.”

That delighted them, one said “Put it there” and I ended up shaking hands with them all. The lady with long dark hair right behind me asked if I was from Pompey.

“Gosport.”

“Do you know Stacy and Michele Niven?”

“I know them quite well.”

The lady broke into a broad smile and asked “Are you [my name]?” I confirmed I was and she said she’d heard so much about me. She introduced herself as Julia and said she was to be maid of honour at Stacy and Roxy’s wedding next year.

As the second half recommenced Julia insisted we take a selfie together and that I send it to Stacy and Michele on Messenger. Michele replied “Julia yay she looks smashed x”.

On the pitch the Lionesses added two more, separated by a Welsh consolation from Hannah Cain that got the biggest cheer of the night. We saw Basil leading the singing efforts of the next block along from ours. By full time Julia was saying she’d get me an invitation to the wedding.

I was among a band of English and Welsh fans who were left behind on the platform at Winkeln when the 23.07 train to St. Gallen Hbf was declared full after our colleagues in front of us had piled on. We formed ad hoc groups having conversations about football for half an hour until the next train came.

Out of the tournament they might have been, but the Welsh fans weren’t down. While we England fans stood quietly, for the whole of the train ride to the city centre the Wales fans were in full voice, singing “We scored a goal”, “Sophie Ingle’s magic” and “Hannah Cain” (to the tune of Give It Up. Respect.

Arrived home Monday evening, back to work Tuesday morning. Spent the evenings catching up on my TV and radio shows and watching the quarter-finals. England v Sweden on Thursday was one hell of a roller-coaster ride. For most of the game it looked like we were going out - till the amazing Lucy Bronze got us back into the game, then Chloe Kelly nicely teed up new sensation Michelle Agyemang for the equaliser, and the Lionesses emerged from a crazy penalty shoot-out to roar on. Bring on Italy.

3 Lions

Jul. 11th, 2025 02:28 pm
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The England contingent in Switzerland woke to sad news on Wednesday morning : Sue Klesniks, a legendary Lionesses fan and a great friend to many of our community, me included, lost her battle with cancer on Friday.

Rachel had already DMd me before we met in the Old Botanical Gardens for the fan photo. She looked thoughtful when she said hello to me. I met Nic and Sophie. Nic was talking about the ethics of supporting a women’s side; she reckoned that if you support a professional men’s club then you should also support that club’s women’s team. I was able to pass her test, having bought a season ticket for Portsmouth Women for the new campaign, but I had to point out that, for example, Manchester United had no women’s side until 2018. She conceded that, but said fans of Man Utd men supporting Man City or Arsenal women still get up her nose - “there’s stand-alone women’s teams you can support if your men’s team hasn’t got one.”

There wasn’t time to mention one complicating factor that I’ve noticed for years : exiled fans. Standard practice appears to be that people support a men’s team from where they come from originally, but if they’ve moved away from that area, they support a women’s team from where they live now. My pal Martin, for example, Yorkshire born and living in Gloucestershire, follows Leeds United men and Bristol City women.

Deb called us all to gather in a group for several photos behind the fans’ array of flags. We were filmed singing ‘We love you England, we do’. She said a few words about Sue and we finished with a photo of us all saying “Sue!” the way we used to greet her. I walked over to Leanne, who was very friendly with Sue. I just said hello and Leanne said “Rubbish, isn’t it?” I hugged her.

We walked over to the Lionesses HQ at Kraftwerk, where the mood about that night’s game with the Netherlands was optimistic. There were a couple of Portsmouth FC flags up in the beer garden so I got a friendly Geordie to take a pic of me with one of them. Rachel Brown-Finnis, another former Lionesses goalie, was the day’s special guest, and we got another visit and more tunes from the England Band.

I headed up to the stadium and asked a couple of staff outside about the merchandise. They said the stalls were inside the stadium. I was hoping to meet Charley and Kalli from Portchester Ladies Reserves so messaged them to let them know I’d arrived. Charley replied that they were in ‘a bar near C18’. As that was a section of the stadium, I assumed that they were at one of the bars inside the ground so passed through security and the turnstile into the ground.

Whoops - Charley messaged again to say their bar was outside the stadium.

Knowing they’d be there a while, I went in search of programmes, and a scarf for Kimmy who’d asked me to get her one. I ended up wandering into a Dutch section before finding an ‘Official Fan Shop’, but none of the orange-clad fans gave me any trouble.

I went back to the point just inside the turnstiles for the English section, got a drink from a nearby stall and waited. Finally Charley, Lisa, Kalli, Chantelle and Bella arrived. Cue hugs and kisses all round. They told me about their time between the matches staying in the mountains, where that day Bella had fallen off a mountain bike. Lisa bought drinks for her, Charley and me and we chatted until we heard the team line-ups being announced and decided we’d better head for our seats. They, alas, were in a different block from me.

As it turned out, my seat had gone, and was occupied by an apparent member of a group sitting together. As I had on Saturday, I just bagged a vacant one nearby, but this time someone actually had that seat assigned and it wasn’t long before she arrived. I attempted to stop by a couple of empty seats two rows back but was told “Two girls are sitting there”.

So I was on the staircase in no man’s land when the teams lined out ready for the anthems. I got my photo standing on the stairs, then made my way to the next block, hoping I might see the Portchester gang and that there might be a spare seat by them. The first spare seat I sat in again soon got claimed by a couple who were assigned to sit there, but there were two spares right behind me and the lady next to them gave me a hand up to climb over.

As it happened, I’d landed with a great view right above the goal - and I was right in front of the England Band. The expectations of myself and the Portchester crowd had been a little tempered with the news that Carter, leaden-footed on Saturday, had kept her place, and that the only change was Toone in for Mead. But from the get-go this was a very different England side from the France game. The Lionesses dominated and their pressure told halfway through the half, when a Hannah Hampton pass from her own goal crossed the halfway line and was seized on by Alessia Russo, who slipped the ball to Lauren James who put us in front with a rocket.

Later in the half Georgia Stanway volleyed home England’s second. The second half was a party of the England Band leading us in Sweet Caroline, “Sarina!” to the tune of Tequila, Football’s Coming Home Again and 3 Lions, as Lauren James swept home from close range to make the points safe and Ella Toone put the icing on the cake. We all stayed on after the game to applaud and serenade the team.

After two of the football special trams had gone, I wasn’t able to get on the first no.2 tram to arrive because there were still so many people at the stop and a lady in a hi-vis judged the tram full just before I got to the doors. Another football special arrived and she told me to get that one. I explained to her in German that I needed a particular stop that the no.2 stops at. She just replied that this football special went to the main station - where I wasn’t going - but waved me on. I guessed I’d better board it and work out where I needed to change. In the event, the football special did call at the stop I was looking for.

Having underestimated how expensive Switzerland is, I’m running lower on funds than expected so decided against going back to the HQ to watch France v Wales with the others. I headed on back to the hotel, got a cold drink from the take-away and watched the Wales game in my room. Genuinely gutted Wales lost 4-1, but things are looking hopeful for England, fingers crossed…

Travelled on to St. Gallen yesterday. There’s an Aldi a short walk from my hotel there, and their range of own brand beer, St. Gotthard, includes ‘Panaché’ - a lemon beer like Radler - for just 75 Rappen a can. Kushti.

There’s no British channels on my hotel room telly here (except BBC World News) so I had to watch Finland v Switzerland on Swiss TV. It was worth it to hear their commentators go bananas when Switzerland equalised in injury time, putting them through to the quarterfinals.

Went moseying around the Abbey Quarter today and met a few Welsh fans. We exchanged good wishes for Sunday and complimented each other for making the effort to support the ladies.

Da Da Da

Jul. 8th, 2025 10:40 am
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An early start on Sunday morning for the Lionesses’ Euro warm-up game with Jamaica at Leicester. A couple of Race For Life entrants were on the Gosport ferry. I wished them good luck.

The Co-op at Portsmouth Harbour didn’t have a Non-League Paper. Shockingly, neither did either of the WH Smith shops at Waterloo, nor the one at St Pancras. I had to hop over to King’s Cross to find one in the WH Smith there.

Outside Leicester station the Big Issue vendor noticed my England hat and Lioness T-shirt and asked what I thought the score would be. I said 3-1 to England, he reckoned 5-2.

My hotel was about a mile from the station. On the way there was a Turkish restaurant, and it was getting on for 2 pm and I hadn’t eaten since breakfast so I called in. The food was very tasty. I spotted a couple of other Lionesses fans at a window table but they didn’t know me.

The hotel was adjacent to Leicester Tigers’ rugby stadium. You had to take one lift from the ground floor to the first, then another from the first floor to the rooms. Traversing the first floor between lifts, I passed the entrance to ‘The Lair’ bar and realised I’d been there before. In October 2023, the last time the Lionesses played Leicester. When Crystal was with her demon ex, who behaved like an absolute horror. The silver lining was that madam’s shenanigans that night were the beginning of the end of that relationship.

And now I was back, looking forward to this game because I’d arranged to meet up with Crystal, Jules and Kathy, having not seen them for close to a year. Even better, they’d had a spare ticket sitting with them and offered it to me. We were due to meet outside the ground at 4, just giving me time to unpack and watch 10 minutes of Carry On Camping before setting back off on the walking trail again.

There was a bit of a queue for the programme vendors. I’d not long got mine and returned to the agreed meeting point when Jules and I spotted each other. After reunion hugs and kisses with her, Crystal and Kathy, they introduced me to Laura, a friend of Crystal’s, and Edwina, a friend of Kathy’s. We went into the ground and, with the blistering heat, called at the refreshment stalls for Leicester City-branded chilled water before heading to our seats.

We were five rows up from pitchside. As the huge display flags were carried out onto the pitch ahead of the arrival of the teams, the usual columns of fire shot up from spots all around the touchline. One column was right in front of us and we got fried.

Crystal had had the presence of mind to bring some Factor 50 and passed it round us all. England started the more lively team and took the lead on 10 minutes when Georgia Stanway neatly cued up Ella Toone to curl into the top of the net.

We really appreciated the occasional cloud passing over and giving us cooler moments. On 20 minutes it looked like Jamaica had equalised from a corner, then we noticed the ref going over to consult VAR. A mighty cheer greeted the eventual verdict of offside.

From then on it was a promenade for England against the under-strength Jamaicans. Lucy Bronze opened the floodgates nodding in a Jess Carter cross for England’s second just after the half hour mark. I yelled “Yes! My Queen!” and explained to Jules and Kathy, much to their approval, that Lucy is an icon for me since she came out as ASD.

The Lionesses ran out 7-0 winners and we were all delighted to see Beth Mead get on the scoresheet. There was a scary moment when Beth was down receiving attention and we wondered if her knee had gone. Happily she finished the match. We had the joy of seeing Rachel Yankey do interviews on the big screen, then Sarina Wiegman and the squad were introduced one by one and presented on the pitch, for us to give them a send-off before the Euros.

Once the squad had dispersed, Kathy, Edwina and Laura said their goodbyes and Jules, Crystal and I moseyed along to the Local Hero pub to meet locals Jill and Steph for some much needed ciders with plenty of penguin poo. As Jules and I were in the queue for the bar the two guys behind us were talking football. One of them said something uncomplimentary about West Bromwich Albion so I asked “Are you old gold?”

They didn’t get it so I said “Wolverhampton Wanderers?” They, unsurprisingly really, were actually Leicester City fans. One of them mused on their miracle, when, completely unexpected, Leicester won the Premier League in 2015/16. He reckoned that was enough for a lifetime.

I nodded. “I’m a Portsmouth fan. Our FA Cup in 2008 will do me.”

The Leicester fan observed that we’d been through some troubled times since. I concurred “We nearly went under twice.”

He replied “We nearly went under after we took Mandaric off you. He was a hero to you, wasn’t he? Well, he was a villain to us.” I sympathised with the tragic death a few years ago of their Thai owner who’d been very good for Leicester. They recalled with distaste how sick Coventry City fans had put banners on road bridges glorying in the helicopter accident.

Jules and I got our drinks and returned to the others. We reminisced about past tournaments, and shared a few memories of the Canadian World Cup in 2015. Jill and Steph had been at the semi with Japan; I groaned “My wife scored an own goal!” “It wasn’t her fault,” Steph said.

Vera came on the pub TV. Every so often Jill told Steph “Stop watching Vera!” With no sound or subtitles there was little point. Jules went to enquire about food and was told the pub had stopped serving. Steph suggested McDonald’s and we all agreed.

As we were crossing the garage forecourt on our way to Maccy D’s, a lady in a car at one of the pumps called out to me. It was Rea Laudat, formerly of Charlton Athletic Women, who I knew from London Seaward. I went over for a quick chat.

Rejoining the ladies outside McDonald’s, Jules told the others that that kind of encounter was always happening to me. We met Basil and Maisie at the outside tables. After we’d eaten Maisie came along with us to my hotel, where it turned out Jules and Crystal were also staying, for a couple more snifters.

In the hotel bar, I detoured to the Gents. On my joining the ladies at the table they’d set up at, Crystal was relating a little sadly how her travels with the Lionesses in recent years had run her credit card up to the point where she can now only make a few games. I replied “I hear you, sister” and told her I was in the same boat, but no-one responded. Unknown to me, Crystal had been replying to Maisie who was in the middle of telling the story of her women’s football supporting life. And, fair play to her, she certainly had some tales.

When she’d finished we spent most of the rest of the evening discussing sportswomen we have crushes on. With Jill and Steph, naturally cricket players featured heavily.
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Went up to Wembley last Friday for the Lionesses v Portugal. Stayed at the Wembley Stadium Premier Inn as usual. Outside the front door two doormen were checking everyone for booking references. When I did get past them the queue to check in was a mile long. I’d reached about the halfway point when, horrors, one of the three check-in desk clerks went walkies and left his two colleagues to it, but mercifully he returned before long.

Having eaten and unpacked I moseyed down to Blue Check, just in time to catch Deb from Free Lionesses and get a wristband qualifying me for 10% off drinks before she left for the stadium. Gary from London Seaward was there and we chatted over a pint, noting with great sadness what’s happened to the club we were in love with. Relegation is one thing, but the real chokers are a) manager Dan being let go last summer (he promptly got the manager’s role at London Bees and took half the team there) and b) Jo, who did so much for the club and got me back into going regularly, having given up football completely, even jacking in her job at the FA. Gary was in no doubt that neglect from chairman Richard, who never turns up to games, and vice-chairman Gareth, who is very rarely seen there, was to blame. They’ve just changed name to Athletico London and are seeking to recruit players, but Gary and I agreed we’d be surprised if the club made it through the 2025/26 season.

Gary said he’d just be watching Arsenal Women next season and that he’d been to Lisbon to see them win the Women’s Champions’ League. I said I guess I’ll be going to Portsmouth Women in WSL 2.

I hung out in the beer garden with Rachel, Leanne and Amir for a while and listened to their travellers’ tales, Rachel from Arsenal’s victorious trip to Lisbon, and Leanne and Amir from the World Sevens in Estoril.

My seat was pretty good, near the top of the lower tier behind one of the goals. I was hopeful about the match, as Portugal were without Kiki Nazareth, their danger woman who’d been instrumental in holding us to a draw over there. As the lady next to me remarked to me on the starting teams as they were being read out, I asked if she’d come far.

“Near Portsmouth.”

“Me too! I’m from Gosport.”

“So are we.” I couldn’t believe it. Her name was Emma and we were fast friends from that point on.

Aggie Beever-Jones and Lucy Bronze putting England two up within five minutes was the stuff of dreams. From then on the game was never in doubt. Emma and her group and I all sang along as the England Band played Sweet Caroline and England Till I Die.

Half time came, the Lionesses 5-0 up. When we each returned from the snack bars Emma and I talked about past England games. They’d been following the Lionesses since the French World Cup. They were Chelsea Women supporters (nobody’s perfect) so were impressed when I told them Carly Telford and I had always got on well when she played for England. They said Carly still comes to a lot of Chelsea games and they always talk to her.

I allowed myself to dream about double figures as the second half kicked off, but Sarina brought several subs on, clearly with the instruction just to keep a clean sheet. But the one goal England did add was a peach, Chloe Kelly heading home a Beth Mead cross. After her tribulations this season, it was lovely to see Chloe rewarded with a goal, keeping her star in the ascendant following on from her Champions’ League winner’s medal.

There was one moment of drama to come late on, as Leah Williamson was body-checked to the ground. Rising, Leah looked ready to murder the Portuguese player responsible and was admirably restrained by Alex Greenwood.

As Crystal hadn’t been in Blue Check I’d messaged her to ask if she was going somewhere after the game and she’d replied ‘Maybe Blue Check’. I sat in Blue Check for half an hour nursing a Magners and watching the other results come in on Sky Sports News until she messaged to say sorry, she was heading home.

I arrived outside Boxpark, where Rachel and Co had said they were heading, and was told by a doorman that the doors were closed as they were shutting in ten minutes. No loss : I could hear from outside that they were playing music at a deafening decibel level. I hung around outside till Rachel, Leanne and Co appeared and followed them to the Parish Club, a late opening Irish bar, where we had one more pint before turning in.

Sunday went to Gosport ice rink to meet Gem, whose partner Alex was playing goaltender for Solent Valkyries against Streatham Storm Development. The cafe, alas, was shut; fortunately I’d arrived in plenty of time to nip to the nearby Starbucks. Gem arrived as the teams were coming out, accompanied by friends Gemma and Jo who I’d met at a football match with them before Christmas. Gem kept trying to get Alex’s attention as Alex stood in goal ready for the face-off; she got a wave just in time.

It was an exciting game, with snatches of classic pop songs played every half minute or so including, joy of joys, Sit Down by James. Gem, who’d chosen our place to sit, close to the middle of the rink, noticed that occasionally a player came and sat in the front row right in front of us for a time.

“We’re sitting in the sin bin.”

“About right for me,” Jo grinned.

The game ended 7-7. Gem said that was great for the Valkyries as they’ve been losing heavily every week. We parted promising to meet again.

Flew to Barcelona on Monday for the Lionesses’ match with Spain. Bizarrely, the lady at the boarding gate at Gatwick, spotting my passport’s expiration date in February 2027, said to me “That will actually expire in January 2027.” As I was travelling light with just a carry-on, I needed sun lotion and toothpaste (to be left in the room on departure). At Barcelona airport it wasn’t long before I spotted the green cross sign of a pharmacy. I gratefully picked a tube of Factor 50 from a display stand and a tube of Sensodyne from the shelves. It wasn’t until I checked my receipt in the taxi that I realised the sun lotion had cost me 38 euro.

The hotel was a Travelodge, and much the same as its English sisters. The reception staff were friendly and, after I addressed them in Spanish, they switched to English. I was able to neatly offload most of my euro shrapnel as it was just enough to cover the city tax. Switched on the room TV and, incongruously in the outskirts of Barcelona, it was tuned to Real Madrid TV.

Just along the road from the hotel was a shopping mall with a wide variety of eateries. Got a take-away and, since the TV only had Spanish channels, spent the evening listening to music on YouTube and watching sitcom episodes on Dailymotion.

Tuesday daytime another lazy day in the hotel, with a return to the mall for lunch at a frankfurter joint. Stopped at the gas station on the corner just before the hotel where they turned out to sell cans of caffeine free Coke Zero.

As my hotel was a 13 minute walk from the RCDE Stadium I didn’t bother heading into the city centre for the fan meetup (tales in travel books and online forums of pickpockets operating in the city centre made that an easy choice). To walk to the stadium I had to go through the mall and up the escalator to the top level, where the exit to the stadium was.

I arrived just before 6 pm, an hour before kick-off. The stadium was an impressive sight in blue, with part players’ names above all the turnstiles, among them Chilean legend Carlos Caszely. England fans were gathered outside the away end catching the sun; there was a modest queue lined back from the turnstile, which I joined. As we were waiting one of the FA fan liaison guys recognised me and said hello. He asked where I’d come from; when I replied Portsmouth I remarked that he sounded like he was from up north.

“I am. Manchester.”

“Red or Blue?” I asked.

“I’m FROM Manchester. Blue.”

I told him I was a huge fan of Steph Houghton and he said he often sees her around.

At 6.10 they opened the gate and we were processed in by stewards waving magic wands at our e-tickets. I got my front felt again but had no questions asked this time (hadn’t brought my power bank to this game - an advantage of missing the meet-up, I’d been able to charge my phone to full power in the room).

The whole of the ground’s lower tier was packed out with Spanish fans. They’d opened up just one section of the upper tier, in a corner, and that was where we were placed. Our section had just one snack bar, selling just hot dogs, crisps and Haribo sweets. I went for a hot dog, very tasty.

A group I met as I began looking for my seat told me the seating was unreserved. I went to find Leanne and Rachel. As we chatted I asked if Deb was around.

“She is here, but I think she’s over there.” Leanne pointed across at the Royal Box. Given how much Deb does for us Lionesses fans, fair play to her.

Rachel went up to the top row, to stand with a group of Chelsea fans with a flag. I sat in the middle with Leanne and some friends of hers, including a Hungarian girl who was delighted that the referee and assistants were all countrywomen of hers.

There were about 300 of us in the away end and, during the build-up and as the game started, the excitement was palpable. We’d beaten the world champions at home in February; could we do it again on their own patch? When Alessia Russo broke away to open the scoring halfway through the first half, we all believed. Hannah Hampton made some super saves at the other end.

After the break Spain started to dominate and had us on the back foot from there on in. Claudia Pina came on as sub on the hour and set the game alight. She equalised straight away. We sat prepared to settle for an honourable draw but ten minutes later she struck again.

A group of people in our end outed themselves as home fans by jumping up and celebrating. A few people, Leanne included, went to alert the stewards to their presence, but the stewards refused to move them. Leanne sat back down fuming.

Our spirits in the stand flagged, matching those of our girls on the pitch, apart from the legend Basil who constantly exhorted us to keep singing and “keep fighting! We are Lionesses! Keep going until we score three goals!” Some of us sang in response to his song prompts but despite a lively Chloe Kelly coming in as sub, a comeback never looked likely.

The whistle went, no complaints, we’d been beaten by a better team. I said “bye Leanne, see you in Zürich” to Leanne and trooped out of the ground and back into the shopping mall for my customary post-match McDonald’s. The queue was a kilometre long.

Farewell to the hotel on Wednesday, hoping the member of hotel staff who finds my toiletries appreciates the de luxe sun cream. Flew home.

Back to work yesterday, loads to do as usual after a holiday. At least I clocked up some overtime.
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Had a cold all week :( but dragged myself to Baffins on Tuesday evening for AFC Portchester v Moneyfields in the Portsmouth Cup Final. Just as well that I did. Lewis had brought along a bright orange Portchester bucket hat to sell me (at discount). There was a huge turnout of Portchy fans and we gathered behind the goal. We kept up a stream of songs, alternating ‘Portchester, la la la’ and ‘Take me home, Cranleigh Road’ with the individual players’ chants. As Amy our physio raced on to see to a player needing attention, one fan quipped “Not many teams’ physios wear hotpants”. Everyone went berserk when Connor Duffin headed home from a corner! Moneyfields started to fight back, Steve Mowthorpe and the defence held firm.

We changed ends for the second half. Lewis and a couple of the other lads exchanged stories about groundhopping in Germany and other places, and Lewis gave me a few Portchy stickers to stick up in Switzerland. With minutes remaining Connor Duffin saw red for a second yellow and several of us questioned whether he’d be around next season. There was a general consensus that we need to strengthen the squad for the Isthmian League. Tom Cain of Moneyfields, who’d been shithousing for much of the game, got a couple of choice songs from the Portchy faithful.

Into injury time, Moneyfields netted the threatened equaliser and we steeled ourselves for penalties. As it became apparent that the shoot-out would take place at the far end, Lewis’s idea was to watch from where we were, till Amy ran over and said “The lads want you down that end”. We all began trooping round the ground as one lad grinned “When a worldie says go down the other end, you go down the other end”.

We were still heading down the side when Tom Cain took the first kick of the shoot-out, which, to our absolute delight, Mowy saved. We were soon gathered behind the goal, living every kick, emotions wildly swinging from high to deep, then exploding with joy as Portchester won 3-2. We watched the presentation and celebrated with the lads with a chorus of “Champions again, ole ole”. Some of the fans hung around, wanting to carry on soaking up the atmosphere and probably have a celebration snifter in the bar, but I needed to be away so went around shaking hands and wishing comrades a good summer. Went out onto the main road to summon an Uber.

Working alone, my cold, a fairly mild one, didn’t keep me out of the office, but outside work it’s been all about the telly this week. Friday night’s sextuple helping of Top of the Pops was a belter. The first 1997 episode was lovely lady central, with Jo Whiley presenting and performances by Sheryl Crow and All Saints. With an anthemic rendition of Angels from Robbie Williams thrown in.

The following show opened with Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn, the soundtrack to my last quarter of 1997 in the bed-sit in Stratford - it was my pal Carly in the room next to mine who introduced me to the song. Seeing the episode from the week before Christmas in May is always amusing, but while I remembered the Teletubbies’ record Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh! I had certainly forgotten that it got to number one.

Next came 1980, hosted by Mike Read with plenty of new wave tracks, Jona Lewie’s quirky You’ll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties (alas, no Kirsty this time), an equally eccentric Karel Fialka, the Cockney Rejects joyously bellowing I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles complete with the lead singer wearing a West Ham shirt, my favourite Matchbox song, Legs & Co doing a highly bizarre routine to Theme From M*A*S*H (as any dance routine to that song would have been; it called for a video, even if a home-made montage one) and Johnny Logan at #1 - a most welcome treat for us Eurovision fans in the week we’re suffering post-Contest withdrawal blues.

Any 1986 episode is a treat and we were presented with one of the best. David Hamilton on presentation duty. After the chart rundown, Tina Charles, my Pop Babe of ‘76, opened the proceedings with a winsome performance of Love Me Like A Lover, followed by one of my all-time favourites, Arms Of Mary by the Sutherland Brothers and Quiver. I didn’t remember the dance trio Ruby Flipper, though two of them went on to be in Legs & Co; I always thought Legs & Co took over directly from Pan’s People. Two of the decade’s best bands, Showaddywaddy and Mud, put in an appearance and we had Cliff singing Devil Woman. ABBA’s magnificent Fernando was number one - such a shame that, very unusually, it was truncated.

How do you top that? With a double bill from 1985. We couldn’t go wrong with Auntie Janice and Uncle John presenting (they even called themselves that at the start!) They were on top flirtatious form throughout, the young ladies in the audience were in classic 80s gear and it was good to see Paul Hardcastle’s 19 topping the chart.

The second 1985 episode was the jewel in the crown. So many tunes from the heyday of my chart pop fandom, taking me right back to David Jensen and the Network Chart on Radio Victory - Shaky’s Lipstick, Powder and Paint, a-ha’s Take On Me (at the time my school pal Rich formed a spoof band called ha-a, calling himself Horton Market), Elton John’s Nikita about love across the Iron Curtain (which no-one imagined would be dismantled four years later), Level 42, Grace Jones, Jan Hammer and Colonel Abrams. And to end the evening, my girlfriend Jennifer Rush at #1 with The Power of Love looking stunning in that red top and black leggings.

If there’s anything I love as much as pop nostalgia it’s football nostalgia. Yesterday morning ITV4 launched a new series of The Big Match Revisited and this time it’s the 1975/76 season. Although I wasn’t an avid viewer of The Big Match when I was four, the football from that era still has a magic for me. Spurs v Middlesbrough was a cracker, Luton v Hull good to see with a superb goal from Ron Futcher, Brian Moore just sublime as the avuncular host. It’s going to be a good few months.
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Went to Stoneham on Thursday to see AFC Portchester in the Russell Cotes Cup Final. There was a good turnout of Portchy fans, with Lewis, Ian and plenty of others all gathering behind the goal. As it was my 2000th football match I wore my When Saturday Comes “Football Voetbal Le Foot 2000” T-shirt and, after trying an older Hampshire FA official who, alas, couldn’t work the camera on my phone, got Lewis to take a pic of me outside the turnstile.

Lewis had said to me in the bar there’d been a bit of bad blood during the season created by comments from some people at AFC Stoneham. So once the game got under way the Portchy fans were ready to rub in Stoneham missing promotion through losing in the play-offs despite coming second in the league. We chanted “Wessex again, ole ole”, “FA Vase again, ole ole”, “Cowes Sports again, ole ole” with additional verses namechecking about a dozen Wessex League Premier teams. Lee Webber, Stoneham’s veteran goalie, turned to us at the end of the song to say “A bit harsh”, but he turned out to be one of those opposition keepers you can have a bit of a laugh with, keeping up banter during periods when the action was at the other end. Mostly a goalkeeping coach, Webber told us how had stepped in tonight as both Stoneham’s regular keepers were unavailable. “I wasn’t going to let our 17-year-old youth team keeper play, you lot would have eaten him alive,” he grinned.

Marley Ridge put Portchester in front on seven minutes, lashing in off the crossbar, and in the 25th minute Josh Clack doubled our lead with a low thunderbolt drive.

Some young kids supporting Stoneham, standing at the other end, did some chants of their own at us so we responded with “You’re back to school tomorrow”. After a round of “91 points, not enough” to the Tom Hark tune, we got behind Portchester with our usual Arancione chants like “Portchester, la la la”, adding in the odd rendition of “We’re all going on a Step 4 tour”. We got a good laugh when the Stoneham kids sang “Hampshire Cup winners, you’ll never sing that”, since we actually won the Hampshire Cup last year! Naturally we responded with “When Woody went up to lift the Hampshire Cup we were there, we were there”.

From kick-off after half time, Portchy went straight on the attack and Lee Wort’s shot drew a save from Lee Webber, but had drawn the keeper out of position leaving Marley Ridge with an open goal to tap in Portchy’s third. After the chant of “Marley Ridge, Portchester’s Iniesta” had died down, I started the Ken Barlow song. One of the Portchy faithful needed that one explaining, so Lewis explained that it was an FC United of Manchester chant that we’d adopted. “When you want a feelgood chant, you can’t go wrong with Ken Barlow”.

Stoneham scored a very late consolation. The match ended, 3-1, wild celebrations at our end. We stayed for the trophy presentation, singing “Treble winners, we know what we are”. The players walked along the perimeter shaking hands with us and let Lewis and Matt have their photo taken with the cup.

Got a lift back to Fareham with Matt and Lewis, who played a selection of this year’s Eurovision songs on his car music centre, and we discussed who we thought would do well. I was hopeful Remember Monday would get a decent mid-table placing at least for the UK.

Today, in blazing sun, the Portchester Ladies Reserves played a 25 minute walk from me at Gosport Falcons. This was Michele’s farewell game, as she’s on holiday when they play their final game of the season in two weeks’ time. It was a lovely surprise to see Jenna in the squad; presumably she’s back from her travels. My sponsee Sam was another welcome face on the bench. Millie (the striker, not the goalie) came along to watch; Charley was disappointed that she hadn’t brought her kit and boots, but got her on board for the game in a fortnight, when the girls are again going to be thin on numbers.

Trevor came along to this one and I joined him on the line of folding seats the team had brought. We talked about his upcoming holiday and likely developments for next season.

Gosport Falcons had the better of the first half. Millie (our goalie) kept them at bay with a series of superb saves, then just before the break Portchester took the lead against the run of play when Elisha netted from a goalmouth scramble.

With the introduction of Sam and Jenna, Portchester launched into the second half with new zeal and purpose. Falcons continued to attack and the second half became a goal feast. Falcons equalised, Bee put Portchester back in front volleying from a corner, Falcons equalised again then took the lead with a long range curler into the top corner.

With 10 minutes remaining Portchester’s record of being the only team in the entire Hampshire League still unbeaten, which Charley had mentioned with pride before the game, looked set to fall. Then Paula was put clean through on goal and neatly side-footed home the equaliser. Three minutes later from an attempted clearance, Lisa volleyed into the roof of the net to give the girls all three points.

After the whistle I crossed the pitch to where the girls were gathered. When Charley finished her team talk I went around congratulating them. I remarked on Michele’s farewell game and asked her about the ciders she said she’d got for my birthday gift. She confessed she’d forgotten to bring them today but said she’d ask Stacy to take them to the last game at Totton. As I’ve got nothing to do next weekend, and it’s easier for me to lug the ciders home from Cosham (where Michele lives) than from Totton, I said I’d come to hers on Saturday to get them.
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To celebrate my birthday Gem and Alex joined me at Baffins Milton Rovers’ ground for AFC Portchester Ladies Reserves v AFC Stubbington Ladies in the Portsmouth Women’s Intermediate Cup Final.

The bar had just a limited selection of ciders; I went for a Thatcher’s Juicy Apple. The friendly barman and barmaid approved, saying that was an ideal drink for the warm sunshine.

Alex said she was hungry, as a result of her playing ice hockey yesterday, so I showed them round to the food van. We all got chips - Alex’s were cheesy - and Gem and I added burgers, that were first class. We sat and chatted at one of the outside tables. Alex is a fan of multiple sports and has managed to get Gem interested in most of them - Gem was sporting a McLaren F1 top, and they’re going to a Women’s Rugby World Cup match in Brighton in September.

The Portchester girls, and Charley and Kev, all wished me Happy Birthday as they entered the ground and headed to the changing rooms. Millie said “Happy birthday, hopefully I won’t let any goals in” and Stacy and Michele said they hoped they’d win a trophy for me.

Gem, Alex and I found good seats at the back of the small stand. Gem noticed with interest that AFC Stubbington Ladies’ sponsor was a company owned by her boss’s husband - she WhatsApped her to let her know. Elisha put Portchester in front on 19 minutes and later in the first half Eira doubled their lead from a goalmouth scramble. In first half injury time Eira brought down the Stubbington captain in the box and the captain converted the spot kick.

I hoped that goal would set the game alight, but the second half was more cautious. Paula made the cup safe for Portchester with a long distance lob that the keeper got a hand on but couldn’t stop going in, to the delight of some of her family sat in front of us (as they were taking an interest in Paula, I asked if they were relatives of hers and one lady said “Yes, though we don’t like to admit it”). Gem asked whether AFC Stubbington Ladies had a reserve side; I checked on FA Full Time and found they do, in Hampshire League Division 6. Gem, grinning, said she was thinking of dusting off her boots. I urged her to go for it. She asked if I’d come see her play.

After a fair stretch of injury time the final whistle went and we went down to pitchside for the trophy presentation. The Portchester players had a box with them, from which they took out orange bucket hats which they all donned. I detected the hand of Lewis and the Arancione Fan Group in that. After the girls finished celebrating and began winding down, I managed to get to the perimeter fence close to Michele. She’s packing in at the end of this season after playing for over 25 years, so she was over the moon to finish on a Double-winning note. A friend of hers agreed to take a pic of her and me.

Gem and I said our goodbyes in the car park and agreed to meet again next season. Home for my favourite, Chicken Maryland, then relatives dropping by for coffee and cake, and a film night.
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Met up with Jade and Dave at the Carisbrooke Arms last night to celebrate my birthday with karaoke - or so we thought. Jade and I were getting pizzas from the van outside the pub when Dave phoned to say the karaoke was cancelled. It had been called off at the last minute, with a Robbie Williams tribute on instead. We decided to stay and have a drink and a chat anyway, since Ann was due to join us some time during the evening.

We found a table. I collected the card and gift Julieann had left behind the bar earlier, since she’d audio called me on Messenger to say a crisis had come up meaning she wouldn’t be able to join us. Joy of joys, they were serving Magners. Jade, Dave and I talked, then around 8.30 Ann arrived.

It was fantastic to see her, as we hadn’t met since last September, partly down to her foot trouble which she’s now recently had an operation for. She filled me in on her basketball coaching, her young lad’s sporting prowess and her new job in London that she starts soon - from a recent training day she knows the daily commute is going to be demanding but she’s steeling herself. It’s a great move for her - promotion - and I told her she’s going to be brilliant.

Ann hadn’t met Jade and Dave before but they all got on famously, happily chatting away to each other and all taking photos of us, then Ann got a chap at the next table to take a pic of us all.

The Robbie tribute was great at working the crowd. He opened up with a stormer rendition of Let Me Entertain You and made periodic moves out into the audience to interact with people, even getting one young lady on stage to serenade her with She’s The One. He included some non-Robbie songs as well, the crowd still lapped it all up. Jade went for a boogie on the dancefloor a few times and Ann hauled me up for a dance to a couple of numbers. She said afterwards that it was the first time she’d danced since her operation, and that meant a lot to her despite the pain. Naturally Angels was the big finale! We all agreed it had been a great night.

Woke up this morning decidedly groggy.
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Having heard rumours that London Seaward weren’t going to survive past the summer, I had to head up there today for their last game of the season, against AFC Sudbury Women, in case it was the last ever. The tube from Waterloo was full of people carrying signs and wearing T-shirts in support of London Marathon runners. Felt a touch of nostalgia emerging onto the eastbound Central Line platform at Stratford, with the trains bound for Epping and Hainault via Newbury Park, though all the signs and platform describers are new - none of the decor from my East London days is left.

Walking along the road from Barkingside tube to the ground, I passed Seaward’s American sponsor Curtis, his wife Ginny and a young lady who I took to be their daughter. Spotting my London Seaward bobble hat and training top, Ginny said approvingly “Now that is a fantastic ensemble”. Arrived outside the ground and saw the turnstile lady and regular fan Dave through the gate. They said “Haven’t seen you for a while” and waved me in.

“Come up for the last game, have you?” the turnstile lady asked. Naturally I thought she was confirming the worst fears. But as Curtis came up and the lady talked to him and Dave, they talked about expecting to play in the Eastern Region League next season. Rumours of the club’s impending demise were greatly exaggerated after all. Curtis said the lady with him and his wife wasn’t their daughter - “she’s too good-looking for that” - but just a friend.

Alas, there was a gas problem at the bar so no draught drinks were on offer, and they were out of bottled cider. I talked to the turnstile lady who told me how the team’s poor results this season could be traced to last summer and the departure of manager Dan, who became manager of London Bees and took half the team there. This season they’d had a succession of managers with cobbled-together squads, though Emma, Sharne, Katherine and Elleah remain from last season.

To my deep sorrow, Jo had not only left the club last autumn but quit football altogether; the turnstile lady told me Jo had even left her job with the FA. We wondered if she’d been disheartened by the departure of Dan and the club’s rapid nosedive. I do miss Jo, she was always a good friend to me on matchdays - and her sex-bomb act at the 2023 FAWNL Dinner luring me back to being a Seaward regular is one of my most cherished moments in women’s football.

I looked up another of last season’s players who was warm and friendly to me, Rea Laudat, on Instagram and it turns out she’s now living in Newcastle. Messaged her to say hello.

Myself and a little group of Seaward faithful, including a friendly lady who was a friend of Sharne and sat in the row in front of me, constantly did our best to encourage the girls, and they never gave up - Jess in goal made some good saves, and Lily up front worked hard and was unlucky not to score - but Sudbury were a class above and ran out 9-0 winners.

Sudbury had their own commentator in the press box, presumably giving a live stream for their website; he and I exchanged friendly words at half-time and after the game. I got a hug and kiss from Sharne at half-time. Dave and I clapped the players off at the end and I said my goodbyes to everyone and ambled back to the tube.

The train home was jam packed. On a day when not only the London Marathon but a couple of major football matches (not including ours!) were on in town, what idiot came up with the bright idea of replacing our scheduled 10 carriage train with a 5 carriage one?? I was one of many standing in the carriage middle aisle from Waterloo to Woking. At Woking, when the man in the seat next to where I was standing left the train, I alerted the lady standing just forward of me. She was travelling home to the Isle of Wight after giving a yoga class in London, and made it clear that I’d earned her eternal gratitude by letting her sit instead of bagging the seat. I explained that it wasn’t my way to sit and leave a lady standing. I got the seat across the aisle at Farnborough, and the lady engaged me and the man next to her, who’d just run the marathon, in conversation on all sorts of topics for the whole journey. There was a lady marathoner who came and stood by us a bit later; she declined my offer of my seat, and the chatty lady talked to her as well for a while, noting that both the lady runner and the man next to her had athletes’ legs.
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Bristol last Friday for the home leg of England’s Women’s Nations League double bill with Belgium. Alas, there was no official Free Lionesses meet-up for this one, and by the time I reached my hotel no-one on the Messenger chat group had responded to my enquiry about pre-match drinks. Meanwhile, Jules and Crystal, who were doing their own thing away from the group, replied to my message with which pub they were in, but when I said it would take me till around 4ish to reach it, Crystal said they were moving on and they’d see me at the game. So I sat in the hotel room for an hour or so watching quiz shows on the telly, slipping towards the long dark night of the soul, until Rachel finally commented on my Facebook post that she was in a city centre Spoons.

Got a bus to the pub where Rachel and Leanne were around a table with some of the new girls we’ve met at recent games. Having not had lunch because of the train times I was Hank Marvin so headed straight onto the Wetherspoons app to order grub. We talked about the game over a few drinks. The pub overlooked the Avon; we saw a large group in yellow shirts cross the bridge and soon worked out they were Belgian fans. Rachel began hurling abuse at them, thankfully the window wasn’t open.

We set off on a fan walk to the stadium. Nic, who had the route on Google Maps, said we had a long walk along Coronation Road - “not Coronation Street”. We stopped off at a pub close to the ground where there was karaoke on; a couple of the new girls stepped up and sang. On our arrival, the DJ played Three Lions, World in Motion and Sweet Caroline.

No word from Jules and Crystal with kick-off approaching, so I filed into the ground and messaged saying ‘hope to see you after the game’. The Lionesses gave a footballing masterclass, winning 5-0. Fair play to the small section of Belgian fans a few blocks down from us who kept singing throughout.

On my way out of the ground bought a Halloumi wrap from the Greek street food van. Jules messaged to say they were going to the Spoons. When I reached the pub there was a disco on with loud music pulsating through the whole joint. No sign of Jules and Crystal. I paced the smoking area in front of the pub for half an hour then they showed up. We greeted each other with hugs, got drinks at the bar, climbed the two flights of stairs to the top floor and found a table away from the speakers.

We updated each other on our news from the last few months. Jules and Crystal said how Kath was going on a local parkrun the following morning (hence her getting an early night instead of joining us at the pub - “she sends her love”) and, as it was her ‘Cowell’ (100th different parkrun venue), they were going to surprise her by turning up to support her, then present her with a specially decorated cake after the run. And, of course, Crystal waxed lyrical about her Mary Earps fandom, and I finally learned the full story about the guy who mistook her for Mary in the pub in Norwich last summer.

Flew to Belgium on Monday for the second England Women encounter. At Brussels Airport-Zaventem train station, knowing Brussels is predominantly French-speaking I asked the ticket desk lady for “un aller simple à Louvain”. She was about to sell me a ticket to the Walloon town of Louvain-la-Neuve. I had to say “Vous avez dit Louvain-la-Neuve? Non, c’est Louvain. En néerlandais, Leuven.”

Her eyes lit up. “Leuven!” She sold me the right ticket.

At first I was a little puzzled, since French-speaking Belgians are usually reluctant to call towns by their Dutch names. On the platform it dawned on me. Zaventem, where Brussels Airport is located, is in Flanders. The ticket desk lady was probably a Fleming. Flemings are none too keen on being addressed in French, and although the ticket desk lady was fluent in French - she needed to be, working at the airport station - calling Flemish towns by their French names when talking to Flemings is a no-no. Oops.

Arrived at the Ibis and spotted to my delight that the table football table was still in the lobby. Messaged the group to ask if anyone would be out on the Oude Markt that night. Rachel responded. I moseyed down there at about 8 pm and met Leanne and a couple of her pals walking along. Alas, to my suggestion of us getting a few beers, they said they were going back to their hotel to get an early night. I learned the following day that they’d come by coach from Leeds to Brussels so were pretty shattered.

I popped into the Bar Louvain for a Trappistes Rochefort 8. Rachel messaged to say her train at Brussels Airport had been cancelled so she had a 25 minute wait. I wandered down to one of the friteries at the top end of the street for a portion of Belgian loaded fries. Rachel arrived and asked where she could get a Hoegaarden Rosee. Her favourite Belgian beer, she hadn’t had one since our last visit to Leuven 18 months ago. We found a little bar with it on the menu. When she got her Hoegaarden Rosee, she filmed it for Instagram saying how long she’d been waiting for one. We sat out at the front drinking, chatting and reminiscing about past trips until past midnight.

There was a fan meet-up at Bar Nine on Tuesday afternoon. Rachel and Leanne were both there, as were Gary the Orient fan and Maisie and her entourage. Basil was walking around taking down England fans’ contact details and teams supported. He called me a “mixed up character” on my describing myself as a supporter of AFC Portchester men and an ex-Notts County Ladies fan, though he acknowledged “it wasn’t your fault they folded”. I met Nina, a personal tutor who was originally from Portsmouth and now lived in Windsor, and Colby, an American fella who had fallen in love with the England women’s team during the last World Cup and had flown across the pond to see them for the first time.

You couldn’t go up to the bar to buy drinks at Bar Nine; you had to wait for a waiter or waitress to come to your table and order. They were mostly a restaurant, but Rachel got so fed up with the length of time waiting that she went to the nearby McDonald’s. One waiter, though, was a friendly chap who was a keen supporter of the local men’s team OH Leuven and very enthusiastic about his national women’s team.

We were joined by Nick and Steve, two guys from the FA who mingled, asking several of us about our support of the Lionesses. Nick was impressed with my recently attaining my century.

Leanne, Maisie and Co started the fan walk to the stadium quite early. Again we split into two groups, following different routes depending on which online map someone was looking at. We re-merged at a crossroads close to the stadium. Because we’d set off early, the gates were still shut when we arrived. Rachel and Nicola were desperate for the loo so kept calling out to the steward to open up. In the meantime we had the thrill of seeing the Lionesses bus arrive. Maisie and a couple of others went down to the front to wave to the players.

In the end we got let in. We were all frisked by stewards but nobody said anything about power banks, and the steward didn’t touch the pocket of my coat with mine in anyway. The girls found to their consternation that the Ladies’ toilet Portakabin had just three cubicles. Some women ended up using the Gents. We hung around on the old terraces that now form a smokers’ area, and on the remains of the athletics track that circled the pitch before the current stand was built, till kick-off drew nearer and we went to our seats.

Unlike the previous Friday, Belgium had their star striker Tessa Wullaert, back from injury. We sat shell-shocked as Belgium went through England like a warm knife through butter and went three up within half an hour. Tessa Wullaert knocked in two crosses either side of a looping header from Justine Vanhaevermaet. Just before the break a Beth Mead penalty gave us a sliver of hope.

Niamh Charles and Millie Bright, who’d both been ineffective at the back, were substituted at half-time. Some needle crept into the play after the break. Lucy Bronze went down in the box but was booked for diving and backchat. Later Lucy was subjected to an unpunished bodycheck, but after that the ref dealt out cards impartially to both sides. Despite the edge, it was an entertaining game, especially after the moment that really set it alight. Michelle Agyemang came on as sub, and, 41 seconds later, scored a worldie with a volley through the Belgian defence, right in front of us. The closing stages were edge of your seat stuff but the Belgians held on.

As we waited for Leanne and a couple of the others to use the loo, Rachel held forth about the team’s shortcomings. She went on to denounce the shortage of toilet facilities, adding fancifully “We’d have won if we’d had more cubicles”. News of Arsenal men beating Real Madrid ameliorated her disappointment and that of the other Gooners present.

We ambled back to the Oude Markt. Rachel and I were up for karaoke at Baraoke, but one of the others said we’d be doing it in a separate room by ourselves so they weren’t that keen, and we went on to Ambiorix where Champions’ League highlights were showing on a big screen in the area out front. I got a Trappistes Rochefort 10 and we all chatted and talked future matches until one by one we said goodbyes and drifted back to our hotels.

Flying home on Wednesday, I kept earnestly hoping the flight from Brussels to Amsterdam wouldn’t be delayed as I had only a 50 minute layover. We were a bit late taking off but, mercifully, landed a few minutes early. I got off the plane quick and barrelled towards passport control. I approached the short connection lane, but the officer there pointed me towards the adjacent electronic passport gates where, happily, there were no queues. I went through the gate and an officer at a table stamped me out of the EU. I made it to the departure gate comfortably.

Switching my phone back on after landing at Southampton, I saw a message from KLM to say my checked-in bag had been left behind in Amsterdam. After passing passport control, where the officer asked where I’d been and said he’d seen the match on telly, in the baggage reclaim area I called baggage enquiries on the internal phone. A lady told me to meet her at the KLM check-in desk in departures. She was waiting there for me and went through a delayed baggage form with me, filling it in.

Thursday lunchtime at work the airport phoned to say my bag had arrived. A courier delivered it to my home in the afternoon.
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Portchester Ladies Reserves away at Farnborough yesterday in the League Cup semi-final. A new ground for me, number 473. No problems on the train up. Got lunch at a Dallas Fried Chicken in the town centre then got the bus out to the ground. The guy in front of me on the bus introduced himself as Rocky and asked if I’d been in town. I explained I was up from near Portsmouth for a women’s football match; he was surprised, but seemed happy, to learn that Farnborough had a women’s football team. He was on his way to church.

Stacy, Michele, Jess and Lynsey were in the car park when I arrived. The big news was that they had a bare 11 players. Stacy was out after doing her hamstring last week; she said she’d been tempted to play this game because of the lack of numbers, but the others had persuaded her that she was better off missing the two games she’s been told she needs to recover, than playing, aggravating her hammy and being ruled out for the rest of the season. A more controversial absentee was one of the other girls, who apparently hadn’t shown up - with Charley and Lisa waiting outside her house - because she had a hangover. Later one of our followers said this girl was marooned in Kent.

The ground once hosted Conference National football, when Farnborough FC’s forerunners Farnborough Town were in Non-League’s top flight, and is a very impressive stadium for non-league, certainly a massive contrast from the basic venues the Portchy reserve girls usually play on. It was likely the only game most of these girls will ever play in where their names will be displayed on a state-of-the-art graphic scoreboard. (Even if their names and numbers were accompanied by generic silhouettes while the Farnborough players had actual pictures of themselves.) Behind me in the stand was the control room, housing the male matchday announcer and a lady who was controlling the scoreboard with her smartphone. Fair play to Farnborough for going to that effort for their women’s side.

Charley showed me the team sheet as kick-off drew near. The name of the hungover absentee was initially among the starting eleven; it had been scored out and replaced by Kat, whose name was originally among the subs. Elisha and Liz were listed as subs; Charley told me they were on their way and it was hoped they’d arrive around half-time.

I sat in a section of the main stand. Three of our players’ children, aged between 8 and 11, were sat a couple of rows in front of me; behind me were two slightly older boys supporting Farnborough. They got into arguments with each other until a lady Farnborough official told the two lads to go and sit elsewhere.

Farnborough had the better of the first half and were 2-0 up at half time. Towards the end of the half Kat was stretchered off after a collision. As Elisha and Liz hadn’t arrived yet, Portchy had to play on with ten.

Around the hour mark Elisha appeared from the tunnel, and after a brief conflab with Charley, she went on. The unfortunate Sophie deflected a cross into her own net for Farnborough’s third. The game seemed dead and buried.

Liz appeared, began warming up and came on for Hollie. Portchester broke forward and Paula scored from a goalmouth scramble. The control room duo were asking each other who scored so I turned round and supplied her name. The announcer duly read her name out and it appeared on the scoreboard.

Moments later Paula struck again. 3-2 and game on. In the closing minutes Jess was shown a red card. No-one could understand why, until one of the kids went down and asked the Portchester dug-out. It was for bad language.

It was the 89th minute when a Farnborough player struck a beautiful ball from far out on the wing that looped over Millie and into the net to finally kill the tie. Elisha’s injury time strike proved to be just a consolation.

Went to say goodbye to some of the girls. Kat was on crutches but walking. Everyone was cheesed off - it was the team’s first defeat all season, with only a few weeks to go - and there was a feeling the game could have been won with the absent girl and the two late arrivals there from the start.

Got the bus back to town. Walking up the approach to Farnborough main station I saw the 16.32 to Fareham leaving bang on time. The board showed the 17.32 was cancelled. I had a choice of waiting for the 18.32 or buying a new ticket to get home by a different route via Southampton. I went for the latter, which turned out to cost £16.80. Although the Delay Repay compensation I’m due on my original ticket only comes to £7.80, if I’d waited for the other train and sat in the pub for two hours I’d easily have spent the difference on a couple of pints and likely something to eat.
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Saw Showaddywaddy at Fareham Live on Saturday night. Sadly poor Jade was too ill to come. Clad in brightly coloured long suits, they put on a great show, playing all their hit singles, and called for a special round of applause for Romeo Challenger, the one original member still in the group. Of course everyone was up and bopping to Under The Moon Of Love!

Sunday over to the Isle of Wight to see the Portchester Ladies Reserves at Shanklin in the Hampshire Women’s Intermediate Cup quarterfinal. Called at a very nice little cafe called Blueberry’s for lunch then wandered on to the ground.

As they came off from their pre-match warm-up, Kalli, Stacy and Michele said they’d messaged me on the ferry, thinking I was on the same car ferry as them. Checking my Facebook I noticed they had indeed commented that they were on Deck 4. I explained that I’d taken the FastCat. Stacy said they’d all be going on to a pub called The Sloop, “near the car ferry”, and urged me to join them - though she apologetically said they had no car space. I guessed, though, that even taking the bus I’d have time at least for a drink with them, and couldn’t resist a ferry trip back with the girls so went on the Wightlink website and booked a foot passenger ticket.

Shanklin took the lead midway through the first half. Millie in goal, and Lisa and Stacy in defence, kept them at bay the rest of the time, but the Shanklin defence soaked up all Portchester’s counter-attacks. It seemed the girls were heading for their first defeat of the season until, in the last minute of the game, Portchester were awarded a free kick just outside the area. Stacy took it and unleashed a banana-kick that curled behind the keeper and into the net. Cue wild celebrations from me and the substitutes.

And so it was penalties. Liz, Lynsey and Stacy all scored; so did Shanklin’s first three kickers. Michele scored. Shanklin’s fourth taker skied it over the bar. Bella stepped up and struck home sweet and low to win the match. I hung around to clap the girls off the pitch and congratulate them then power-walked to the bus stop in Lamorbey Road.

I had to take one bus to a stop on the outskirts of Newport, then cross the road and get one to Wootton Bridge. The Sloop was close by. The girls, of course, were either well into their meals or already finished, but they were made up to see me. They’d saved me a seat at the end of the table, opposite Stacy and Michele. Stacy bought me a Rekorderlig then I headed straight for the carvery. I requested a four meat medley from the friendly black chef, who, seeing my team hat, asked if I was the coach.

“I’m just a supporter. The older lady with the long blonde hair is the coach.”

The chef declared himself a supporter of our team, and said he was going to ask for a photo with us. As I was back at the table tucking into the excellent food, he did come over to us, and the daughter of one of the players took a pic of him with us all.

Charley and Lisa said they had room in their minibus and offered me a lift to Gosport. We drove along to the car ferry and parked in the waiting lane as directed by the ferry steward. I hopped out to go and check in as a foot passenger. After finding no staff in the terminal building, where most of the girls were drinking tea and coffee, I walked all the way up to the front entrance booth, where the man told me to go down the path on the right-hand side. I followed the path right down to a metal gate by the place where the ferry was due to dock.

The boat arrived, I boarded with the handful of other foot passengers, then climbed the several flights of metal stairs to Deck 4, figuring that was likely to be the girls’ hangout again. Sure enough Paula soon found me, followed closely by the others. We spent the journey back discussing upcoming matches, the girls’ lives with their partners and their jobs, and, after my mentioning that I’ve given up chocolate for Lent, everyone’s favourite chocolate - Kalli asked Lynsey whether she’d be getting an Easter egg from her.

The call came and we made our way down to the minibus. As we sat waiting to be let off, the girls went on talking about all sorts. Never a dull moment with these lasses. I observed that I wished I’d been with them from the start of the season and written a fly-on-the-wall memoir. Charley reckoned it would have been a best seller.

Charley and Lisa dropped off the Fareham based girls then headed on into Gosport, dropping each of the Gosport based girls and then me.

Wednesday I travelled up to see the Portchester Ladies Reserves at Windsor & Eton in the Combined Counties League Women’s Trophy. Walking from Windsor & Eton Riverside station round to the bus stop, the castle towers over the road.

Stayed at a B&B where a very nice lady called Caroline showed me around. Unpacked then chilled in front of the telly until it was time to stroll over to the ground.

Stag Meadow has changed a bit since my previous visit in 2006. The terraces behind the goal that I stood on then are gone; the areas behind the goals are fenced off, presumably earmarked for future development. After a chat with assistant manager Kev (Charley couldn’t make this one) and saying hello to the girls as they warmed up on a patch of grass at the back, I headed for the bar and met Trevor. Catch-up chat with him over a pint.

Stacy and Michele were absent because of childcare commitments, Paula and Kat were also missing, and a couple of third team players had been drafted in to make up the numbers. Windsor opened the scoring after a few minutes, Kalli equalised almost straight away, moments later Windsor got a second. I remarked to the two third team girls’ mothers behind me “It’s going to end up something like 5-5.” In the end Portchester were 3-2 up at half time, then stepped up a gear after the break and ran out 6-3 winners.

As the players came off Kalli, Lynsey and Sophie B thanked me for coming. Kev asked if I wanted a lift home and I explained that I was staying over. He said he lived in Gosport, and always to ask him if I wanted a lift to a midweek away match, and we exchanged phone numbers.

Thursday Caroline was an A1 hostess again serving breakfast. Train back. Home in time for Crown Court.
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This afternoon brought a rarity : an AFC Portchester Ladies Reserves game I could walk to. The girls were visiting Gosport Falcons, who play at the Monkton Sports Ground a 20 minute walk from home. A menu displayed on a window and a door advertised a range of hot food, snacks and drinks for sale, but, alas, the clubhouse was completely locked except for a corridor leading to the changing rooms and toilets. Seems they’ll open up to cater for the people at their junior games on Saturdays, but not for their adult Ladies’ side and those who turn out for them. A damn shame. So I wasn’t able to toast my 450th ground (New Style).

At least there were several metal chairs around so I was spared having to stand all afternoon.

Stacy was absent injured - she’d played carrying a knock last week. Michele was left back but came off at half time. Paula opened the scoring, but later in the first half poor Sophie’s attempted defensive pass trickled into the net for an own goal.

In the second half Portchester turned their efforts up a gear and early on Kalli was felled in the area for a penalty that Liz converted to put the girls back in front. Liz made it three with a magnificent volley from just inside the half way line. Paula added a fourth with a double nutmeg, her shot megging both a defender and the goalkeeper. I yelled “NUTS!” from my seat.

Paula was substituted soon after. Chatted to her and Michele as we watched the rest of the game. Portchester went nap when Lisa knocked in from a goalmouth scramble. 5-1 was the final score.

Back home I remembered the bottle of Amaretto I got for Christmas. Poured a double to toast number 450.
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Fareham Live this afternoon for The Merchant of Venice 1936. With several abridgments, Shakespeare’s text was left intact, except for Shylock and Gobbo being women and referenced as ‘she’, the Prince of Morocco becoming a Maharajah, and the occasional ‘Venetian’ becoming ‘Englishman’ to fit the action being relocated to 1936 East London.

The play opened with Shylock and a seated company at dinner, with lighting of Jewish candles and Hebrew prayers and toasts. Next came a newspanel and clip of British Union of Fascists activity in 1936; these were interspersed between scenes throughout. As well as being assistant director, Tracy-Ann Oberman played Shylock. She was superb. Georgie Fellows was good, playing Portia as a shrewd socialite. Several of the characters antagonistic to Shylock appeared as Blackshirts; at the start of one scene a drunken Graziano urinated on the synagogue door singing an anti-Semitic song.

At the climax, after a defeated Shylock has slunk offstage (with a suitcase) and Portia and Nerissa reveal their possession of the rings to their errant husbands, a clip of Cable Street on 4 October 1936 appeared, the actors playing the anti-Semites removed their distinguishing apparel to transform into ordinary East Londoners, and Tracy-Ann returned to the stage for the whole cast to erect a barricade with a ‘They Shall Not Pass’ banner. Tracy-Ann then broke character to tell the audience how her great-grandmother was on the barricades in Cable Street, how ordinary Londoners of all communities turned out to support the Jewish residents, and how similar scenes played out in Leeds, Liverpool and Southampton.

A stunning piece of theatre.
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The Portchester Ladies Reserves’ cup tie with City Ladies today was switched to, according to the club’s social media, the Farlington Playing Fields. On the outskirts of Portsmouth with one bus an hour. Arrived at the playing fields to see no-one there apart from two men’s teams playing on pitches across the field. Thankfully Bella’s dad and another guy appeared and asked if I knew where the pitch the game was on was. They pointed to a narrow access road to the side of the field and said it was 15 minutes’ walk away at the end of the road. I said I’d look for something to eat then go down there; Bella’s dad said there was a pavilion with food.

I crossed the field - which became absolute quagmire on the far side - and strolled down the road to an entry in a wall with a sign reading “Thirty Two Acres” and logos of Matty’s Burgers, a motorcycle training firm and City Ladies FC. A signboard saying “Matty’s Burgers Open” raised my hopes, only for them to be dashed a minute later when I saw the Matty’s Burgers van obviously closed and deserted. In the pavilion there were hot and cold drinks, but the only edibles were packets of crisps. So a bag of Ready Salted and a 7-Up it was.

Eliza scored an early goal, Lisa followed up with a header. Stacy and Michele, both in defence, were superb. Portchy were on top most of the game and it stayed 2-0.

I knew there’d be nearly an hour to wait when I got back to the bus stop, so had decided to check out the nearby Holiday Inn for food. But as I was walking along the access road Michele pulled up and asked if I wanted a lift. She was going to Cosham so I got her to drop me at the McDonald’s there.
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London on Wednesday for Lionesses v Spain at Wembley. After the draw in Portugal, opinion in the Blue Check varied from confident predictions of a win to grim forecasts of defeat. Said hellos to Rachel, Deb, Lindsay, Maisie and Ash. Was standing at the bar when Jill, Steph and Alice, who I hadn’t known were coming, came in. Steph exclaimed with joyful surprise how I was the first person they saw as they walked in. We found a table together and passed the time catching up, discussing our women’s sport crushes and lamenting the diminished fortunes of the England women’s cricket team. We were all delighted for Chloe Kelly on her loan move to Arsenal and return to the England squad. Ricky, a fellow AFC Portchester fan, came over and engaged me in conversation about his footballing travels and asked me about my support for the women’s game.

We walked over to Wembley Way. Steph said they were in the Blue section this time. She recalled that they’d been in Purple for the USA game and it had been very posh there. I observed that that figured, with Purple being the royal colour. My ticket was in Green. As we went up the steps Steph asked if I was sitting with anyone. I replied no, I was on my own.

“We’ve got a spare ticket. Come and join us. It means you’ll be in Blue,” she added, chuckling. So I joined them moseying round to the Blue section. When we got through the entrance I to,d the others I was heading for the Gents. Jill said they’d be by the Gin Bar. Coming out of the loo, I was Hank Marvin so made for one of the kiosks for excellent chicken tenders and chips.

I met the girls by the Gin Bar and we headed for our seats. What a match. Wee Jess Park sweeping home an attempted clearance from Alessia Russo’s shot after her jinking run into the box, for what turned out to be the only goal of the game. And getting to watch with friends. After the final whistle, as Sweet Caroline blared out, Steph and I realised that we’d now twice sat together to watch the Lionesses beat the then world champions.

The girls didn’t much fancy the noise and crowd back at Blue Check. As we were all in the same hotel we went to the bar there for more of a chinwag - our women’s sport crushes again featuring heavily - and a few more sherbets.

Met up with Jade tonight for karaoke at the White Hart. We agreed that their karaoke system makes us sound better than the one at the Foresters. I sang Sit Down and Girl From Mars, felt comfortable about my renditions of both, and had a few people compliment me. One of the barmaids was dressed as Amy Winehouse, capturing her look perfectly. Naturally she opened the evening singing Tears Dry On Their Own.

Tragedy

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Went to see the Villagers’ production of Macbeth tonight. Being winter, the venue was a local church rather than the usual open air places. As usual, some abridgments were made to the script, including eliminating some minor characters. With a cast of 17, some parts were folded into others, for example two of the three Witches incorporated the roles of the two Murderers. It worked, the cast put the play across very well. Rob and Sarah were superb as Macbeth and his Lady. My old friend Carol was amazing as Witch 1 (incorporating the Porter’s part). Mark gave a highly animated performance as Macduff.

I wandered around at the interval saying hello to some cast members who were mingling. Got a bit of a chat with Andy. In the bar Ria and Liam, who were sitting this production out, came over for a quick word. Ian asked “Are you missing being in it? I had you down for the Porter.” I said Carol had done it so well I wouldn’t want to have taken that away from her.

After the show I congratulated several of the players. Carol said she’d loved playing a witch, following up from her villainess last summer - she said she’s never going back to the goodie side! Sarah, standing by the inner door, breathed a huge sigh of relief when I told her she’d been great. She said she’d seen me sitting in the front row and she was so glad I’d come. That was nice.
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