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Jun. 14th, 2006 10:33 pmConvulsed with laughter this morning at Pete's "There's a bee in the pool" routine on BB7. That guy is quality.
Today's The News had a banner advert on the front saying 'Free World Cup feast', with a picture of a pizza.
I turned straight to the advertised page. There were tokens good for a free sub sandwich at Subway, a free pizza at Pizza Hut and a free family chicken meal bargain pack at Ken's Fried Chicken, all valid tomorrow only (to tie in with England v Trinidad). So far so good, though a moment's scrutiny showed the tokens were only good at the Portsmouth branches, and they said 'Collection only' - no delivery - so I'd have to go over to Portsmouth in the morning so as not to miss Ecuador v Costa Rica. Then I looked closer - all the tokens offered a free second meal with a full price one. That was the end of my free lunch.
Today's The News had a banner advert on the front saying 'Free World Cup feast', with a picture of a pizza.
I turned straight to the advertised page. There were tokens good for a free sub sandwich at Subway, a free pizza at Pizza Hut and a free family chicken meal bargain pack at Ken's Fried Chicken, all valid tomorrow only (to tie in with England v Trinidad). So far so good, though a moment's scrutiny showed the tokens were only good at the Portsmouth branches, and they said 'Collection only' - no delivery - so I'd have to go over to Portsmouth in the morning so as not to miss Ecuador v Costa Rica. Then I looked closer - all the tokens offered a free second meal with a full price one. That was the end of my free lunch.
