Can't Stand Losing You

Tomorrow's the day - my return to Meadow Lane for the first time since November 2016. It's sure to be an emotional wringer, although Jules and Kath are coming and it will be good to catch up.

Possibly my greatest emotional hurt now about the closure of NCLFC is the fact that it led directly to the end of Laura Bassett's playing career. Here's a parody of Beneath Your Beautiful.

Bass of years in the game
Should have had two left, yeah
You took us out of the league
Eve of the Series
You did, oh yeah
But you knew in December that you couldn't fund it
To know you should have closed then don't take a pundit
And I'm gonna cry

Cos you've robbed me of 2 more seasons beautiful
You've robbed me of seeing my Miss Perfect
Bugger off Hardy, bugger off Hardy, shove County up your arse
Cos you've robbed me of 2 more seasons beautiful, you shite.

You say you're not to blame
For the mess Trew left, don't ya
Behind your firework show
And all your tweets saying 'please don't slate me'
Have you got any concept of what you've done to me?
I'll never meet her again, I'm sat feeling gloomy
And I'm gonna cry

Cos you've robbed me...

Feel I could climb up a nearby tower
Open the window and jump right out
Will be boring, boring
Every matchday
WSL this year
No love interest now

Cos you've robbed me...

No more crushes, no more crushes

You've robbed me of 2 more seasons beautiful, you shite.