Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty Four)

Last night, my curiosity pricked by the excited gossip of the ladies at my office, and since there is a new regime in place on a new channel and Ms Stinkwort Powers is not involved, I did the unthinkable - I actually tuned into the launch of Celebrity Big Brother.

My verdict? It is going to be a complete train wreck.

I'm seriously liking Sally Bercow and Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff (she's as mad as a hatter but a lovely lady, I feel a serious crush on her coming on) though.

The girls agreed with my 'train wreck' assessment this morning. They were highly amused that I've already got my two favourites...