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Listening to the talkSPORT news headlines just now, I was sure the lady announcer gave one of the 'Coming Up' items as "Ryanair chicken charges". Could it be that the low-cost carrier was going to allow passengers to take chickens on board their planes, but would be charging a hefty whack for the privilege? Alas, when she reached the news item, it turned out to be check-in charges.